cereal and toast

"You can’t sleep when you’re in a dream."

Sat, 08 Nov 2008 15:53:56 +0800

“You can’t sleep when you’re in a dream.”

- [the error you get when you try to use a bed while in the dreamworld in Oblivion: the Elder Scrolls]

Mental Polaroids

Mon, 27 Oct 2008 00:47:00 +0800

1.) The striped Pervuvian couch in the old house, at night. Lit for a dinner party (when there were shrimps rings with that red sauce in the fridge), but no one is there.

2.) The onramp to the DVP, near Erica’s. It is curly, even though I know it isn’t.

transience makes everything better.

Sun, 26 Oct 2008 15:56:00 +0800

transience makes everything better.

"My interpretation of Frankl is that you actually get to choose how you feel about your..."

Thu, 23 Oct 2008 14:22:00 +0800

“My interpretation of Frankl is that you actually get to choose how you feel about your circumstances.”

- jason calacanis

proposed date activities

Wed, 22 Oct 2008 18:15:00 +0800

mini golf
sunset cinema
hire out a ferrari, & just drive it around & the like
go carts
helicopter ride
jetski hire
swimming with sharks
bra shopping
tarott reading, fortune telling
spanish dancing lessons
rollerskating
iceskating
horse riding
sumo wrestling
harley ride at hillaries boat harbour
try some wigs on

"among any three people, there will be at least one who can be our teacher."

Thu, 09 Oct 2008 21:59:00 +0800

“among any three people, there will be at least one who can be our teacher.”

- confucius

the secret to happiness

Thu, 28 Aug 2008 00:53:17 +0800

is accepting that you can’t do things the old way.

"While indoors, remove hats."

Sun, 10 Aug 2008 15:49:49 +0800

“While indoors, remove hats.”

the body

Sun, 10 Aug 2008 15:38:00 +0800

last night i dreamt that i was with a boy that i had fell in love with on the internet. but i hadn’t actually seen him, not even a picture. we were in his dark room in his parent’s intimidatingly expensive mansion, with high ceilings and lots of old wood. i was laying next to him on his bed. he was entirely engulfed in one of those 1980s sleeping bags (with the soft flannel lining inside), zipped up to just under his eyes. he was asking me to guess what was wrong with his face. something with his mouth. he had the same weird lisp thing as liza minelli. i was slightly terrified. not so much of the deformity, but being betrothed to someone who i had never seen. would i still love him after seeing his face?

remember

Tue, 05 Aug 2008 17:54:00 +0800

everyone i connect with has something to teach me.

"holding hands, rocket scientists revise their plans. the solution they have for me, will burn me up..."

Tue, 05 Aug 2008 17:52:46 +0800

“holding hands, rocket scientists revise their plans. the solution they have for me, will burn me up on re-entry.”

- “i’m with the pilots” / ladytron

precisely

Thu, 31 Jul 2008 20:24:00 +0800

Kevin says:
When did you discover the Furry Fandom?
Dan Skunk says:
I’ll check.
Kevin says:
alright.
Dan Skunk says:
August 18, 2003 at 10:21 PM.
Kevin says:
thanks

[more]

a story

Thu, 31 Jul 2008 00:51:00 +0800

guy and his girlfriend of 8 years were travelling in prague and he comes back to the hostel to find her fucking another backpacker. so he tears up her ticket and goes home to australia and lives in a basement playing world of warcraft all day and becomes convinced that a tsnami is going to hit his town and he somehow gets it in his head that he’s going to surf it out. so he puts a surfboard on his roof.

the end.

breakfast

Thu, 31 Jul 2008 00:49:00 +0800

A: i like cereal
K: who doesnt
A: people who eat toast
K: no, people who eat toast can also like cereal
K: cereal and toast are part of a complete breakfast
A: really, i dont have toast, unless its raisen bread
K: toast is the best
K: it can have various condiments
K: you can have one with vegemite and the other with jam
K: it is a taste adventure!
A: or nuttela
K: yes, exactly
K: cereal is great but you cant do that much with it
K: raisin toast is gross.
A: try eating it in the shower
K: you cant put vegemite on raisin toast
K: try eating cereal in the shower
A: yep, i slept in one time, & i was in a rush, so i was eating while having a shower