cereal and toast
a delicious snack, day or night.
guy and his girlfriend of 8 years were travelling in prague and he comes back to the hostel to find her fucking another backpacker. so he tears up her ticket and goes home to australia and lives in a basement playing world of warcraft all day and becomes convinced that a tsnami is going to hit his town and he somehow gets it in his head that he’s going to surf it out. so he puts a surfboard on his roof.
the end.
A: i like cereal
K: who doesnt
A: people who eat toast
K: no, people who eat toast can also like cereal
K: cereal and toast are part of a complete breakfast
A: really, i dont have toast, unless its raisen bread
K: toast is the best
K: it can have various condiments
K: you can have one with vegemite and the other with jam
K: it is a taste adventure!
A: or nuttela
K: yes, exactly
K: cereal is great but you cant do that much with it
K: raisin toast is gross.
A: try eating it in the shower
K: you cant put vegemite on raisin toast
K: try eating cereal in the shower
A: yep, i slept in one time, & i was in a rush, so i was eating while having a shower
